A small comedic act

The other day I woke up at about 8am after falling asleep at 3:30am that same morning. As you can probably guess I was pretty tired but I had a meeting on campus at 8:30am so I had to rush to get to the meeting on time. After I got out of my five second rinse-off/wake-up shower I looked into the mirror and decided that I really needed to shave in order to not look so scruffy. I grabbed the shaving cream and put a nice big glob on my hand and was about to slather it all over my face when I looked in the mirror again. I realized that I also needed to do my hair since it was all over the place, so with a hand full of shaving cream I looked back over at the counter and looked for the hair mousse. Fortunately for me my tired brain told me that I already had hair mousse in my hand, all of that white foamy stuff in my hand was really hair mousse. It sounded good to me so I proceeded to slather the entire hand full of "mousse" into my hair. Three seconds later I realized it was actually shaving cream and not hair mousse.

I had to take another shower. Maybe I need more sleep.